What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.