What does Delia Smith say when she want...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?