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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.