What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting