What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.