What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.