Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.