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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.