Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.