Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume.

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)