Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.