Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...