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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers