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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats