Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo