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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!