Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

Quack

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas