What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose