What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

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Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.