What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside