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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that