What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside