What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!