Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade