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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!