Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Small Boat Jokes More Small Boat Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade