Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!