Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!