Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.