Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!