What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...