Mental Abuse To Humans
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Pick up lines
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Refractions
Because it has too many problems.
