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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.