What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.