What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.