Avenger Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Vision Jokes More Vision Jokes

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Smash Potato Jokes More Smash Potato Jokes

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Bruce Jenner Jokes More Bruce Jenner Jokes

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

Removed

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

Ant Man Jokes More Ant Man Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.