Smashed potatoes.
Whedon?
Because a black widow has no husband.
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
Hydra-Gin
Because he doesn't work with Vision
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Because they heard he's a web developer
So he could spend a semester a broad.
Bruce Jenner
Ant Man
Because it's made out of vibranium.
You can't play football with the remote.
For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
HULK'S MASH!
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Because they don't like Turkey
He gave tanks.
A rubber band.
Mount Rushmore.