Avenger Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Black Widow Jokes More Black Widow Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.