Avenger Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Web Developer Jokes More Web Developer Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Bruce Banner Jokes More Bruce Banner Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings