HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
The fourth wall
Ones with an obtuse angle.
Triggernometry
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
HULK'S MASH!