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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Bruce Banner Jokes More Bruce Banner Jokes

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Hulk Mash Jokes More Hulk Mash Jokes

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle