Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Masochist Jokes More Masochist Jokes

What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

Meter Jokes More Meter Jokes

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.