Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Sadist Jokes More Sadist Jokes

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.