Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Sadist Jokes More Sadist Jokes

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!