Chuckle Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.