Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Hulk Mash Jokes More Hulk Mash Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

Sadist Jokes More Sadist Jokes

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No.

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.