Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Kinda Jokes More Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Meter Jokes More Meter Jokes

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.