Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.