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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.