Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

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What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!