Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!