Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit