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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What would you like it to be?

A joke.

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.