Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!