Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium