He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
A Minor
Because time was always running out.
Because he was knotty
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
He thought the bond was ironic.
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
