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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Chemistry Teacher Jokes More Chemistry Teacher Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.