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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

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Because it was A Minor.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Booze Clues.

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Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.