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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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When his hand caught fire!!

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He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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There was no chemistry.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.