Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

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What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.