Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium