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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad