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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.