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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Barium

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium