What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium