What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.