What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad