What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!