What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.