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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE