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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

I'm Jokes More I'm Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE