What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE