What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!