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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.