What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE