What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived