What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...