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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.