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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!