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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.