What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated