What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.