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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium