What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium