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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad