What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium