What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!