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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

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What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!