What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.