What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Because people are dying to get in!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.