Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!