Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!