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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

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Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!