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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!