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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!