Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!