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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!