Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!
None *et al.*
The same way I do: don't pay her!
Barium
Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!
Because the floors Argon.
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!