Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!