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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

Medical Element Jokes More Medical Element Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!