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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

Medical Element Jokes More Medical Element Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!