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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.