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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.