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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.