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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.