What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.