What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How did Mace die in Star Wars?

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What type of bees don't die?

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.