What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.