How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'