What's the difference between a plumber...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?