How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'