What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'