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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.