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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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With a search party.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend