How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving