How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey