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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!