Asking for a friend
Because people are dying to get in.
Flip flips
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Freezing.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Asking for a friend.
Because he was deserted by his friends
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
They saw it as a sign to pare.
With a search party.