What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

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How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.