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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.