What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.