What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**