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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.