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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**