What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle