Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.