Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.