Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Rein Jokes More Rein Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!