Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Rein Jokes More Rein Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!