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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Rein Jokes More Rein Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear