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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Rein Jokes More Rein Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!