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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear