Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Rein Jokes More Rein Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!