How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him