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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!