How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call an internet addict full of negativity?

You don't. No one calls him. Ever.