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How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What do you call an internet addict full of negativity?

You don't. No one calls him. Ever.

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.