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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

Buzz Stop Jokes More Buzz Stop Jokes

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!