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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Buzz Stop Jokes More Buzz Stop Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!