What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!