What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Buzz Stop Jokes More Buzz Stop Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!