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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

Buzz Stop Jokes More Buzz Stop Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!