What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Buzz Stop Jokes More Buzz Stop Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!