Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas