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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.