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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react