Noble Gas Jokes

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.