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What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.