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What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond