Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.