Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint