Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!