Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y