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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.