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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.