What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.