What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.