How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6