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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL