He did lots of cross fit
Bicycle petals!
Because it had a bad motivator!
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.