Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D