How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit