What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.