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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.