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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.