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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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Ginger snaps.

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She was beside herself.

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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Jean-Luc Picardio

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Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner