How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.