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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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How bad?

Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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