Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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How bad?

Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.