What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes