I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
It's feeling down.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
