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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."