100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Don't look! I'm changing!
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
A huge mess.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
A receding hare line.
A wind tunnel!
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
A large pizza can feed a family of four