100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Salmon
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
A centipede with a wooden leg!
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
