100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
One, but it takes 7 years.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is
1. No mind. 2. No business.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100% at short range
You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
