How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four