100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Depends on which method you try....
Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!
1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
A large pizza can feed a family of four
