What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.