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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.