Hare Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What a group of musical chemists called?

Butane Clan

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.