Hare Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.