A receding hare line.
Because he got there before the hare.
He gets there before the hare
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Hare today gone tomorrow.
From a distance they look like hares!
Hare in your milk!
A hare dare.
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
A receding HARE line!
It was won by a hare!
Hare spray.
Benjamin Frankenstein
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
His lucky people's foot!
They have turtlenecks
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
Shipped beef!
When there's a stamp on it.
The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Besides a tiny, brief panic attack
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
