Hare Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

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