Hare Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Recede Hare Line Jokes More Recede Hare Line Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.