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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.