What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale?

It's made with more hops!

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.