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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.