What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.