What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.